Or Maybe It's Like Entourage. The Guy In The Back Is Turtle

It's nice to see Paul McCartney trying to revive his career by taking a page out of Gwen Stefani's book. It's always a nice move to accessorize with Asians.

I can't wait to buy a pair of sweatpants with P.A.U.L. across the ass.

By Comparison, John Madden Is Like George Carlin

Here's a choice quote from last nights Monday Night Football telecast after Romo threw a pass directly to one of Buffalo's linemen, John DiGiorgio.

"It's not pizza, it's DiGiorgio."

First of all, you got the line wrong. Substitute 'pizza' for 'delivery' and you're on the right track.

Second, 'delivery' actually works better, joke-wise. Because Romo didn't mean to deliver the ball to the other team, right?

Jesus. Could you guys bring Dennis Miller back or something?

I Can't Wait To Learn A Valuable Lesson About Friendship For 90 Minutes

A Futurama DVD is coming out soon.

Let's see. It took 18 seasons of The Simpsons to make their movie. It took 3 seasons of Futurama to make theirs.

By my reckoning, the Futurama movie will be 1/6th as good as the Simpsons movie.

Seriously, You Should Really Be Watching 'Weeds'

I seriously hope she names him U-Turn.

While we're on the subject, here's a note for the black guy at Trader Joe's who kept asking what an eggplant is:
Please try to make it a bit harder for me next time, OK?

Like When The Jetsons Were On The Flintstones

Dear NBC,

Here's an idea for synergy:
'To Catch A Predator' visits 'Kid Nation'.