Movie Review: The Brave One

I was so hoping this movie was going to be called 'Taxi Driver 2: Easy's Revenge'.

Bummer.

This Is My 911 Post. I'm An American Hero.

Remember last week when that hooker got kicked off the plane for wearing too short* a skirt?

At least now we know where Osama bin Laden isn't. In that chick's coot. Which makes him a minority of one.

R.I.P. NYFD. This one's for you, boys. Let's roll, America!

*It's actually not that the skirt has too short. It was that her vagina is too long.

It's Hard To Fight A Class War With A Shiv

I heard a thing on TV the other day where someone mentioned, "Gated communities for rich people."

That's an important distinction, because there are also gated communities for poor people:

Separated At Birth: Dinner And A Movie Edition

The difference? One walks around on Crocs and the other can't walk.

Could You Hang Out With A Guy Named Turtle? Fuck You, Then.

Hey, Entourage?

I'll steer clear of the fact that nothing has happened for a season and a half.

What I want to know if what's with M.I.A. three times int he last episode? Seriously?

I'll tell you who's going to be M.I.A.: me, as soon this season is over.

Zing!