Here are two of the most horrible dog show-inspired thoughts ever:
1) A woman was explaining that her dog is retired from competition, but that she brings him to hospitals to play with cancer kids. She said, "It warms your heart from the inside."
Sort of like chemotherapy.
2) The Canaan dog used to run wild in Jerusalem, but was domesticated in the 1930s.
Sort of like the Jews.
6/19/2007
It's Like Sub-Saharan African Roulette
Have you seen the promos for 'Age Of Love'?
Basically, a dude gets to screw old broads and young bimbos. Then he decides which he likes better.
NBC is calling it the "greatest social experiment ever."
I'd have gone with the Stanford Prison Experiment or, like, the Bill of Rights, but what do I know.
Anyway - here's my pitch for a show:
'AIDS Of Love'
Twelve women. Eleven have AIDS. One doesn't. Choose carefully.
Basically, a dude gets to screw old broads and young bimbos. Then he decides which he likes better.
NBC is calling it the "greatest social experiment ever."
I'd have gone with the Stanford Prison Experiment or, like, the Bill of Rights, but what do I know.
Anyway - here's my pitch for a show:
'AIDS Of Love'
Twelve women. Eleven have AIDS. One doesn't. Choose carefully.
Nothing Says 'Pride' Like An Indian Headdress And No Pants
The Portland Pride Parade was this Sunday. As if you didn't know.
Initially, I thought it was on Saturday. Luckily it wasn't because it rained that day, and you know what that'll do to a feather boa.
The best bumpersticker I saw that day:
'Pro-Family, Pro-Fisting'
It was on a Subara, naturally.
Initially, I thought it was on Saturday. Luckily it wasn't because it rained that day, and you know what that'll do to a feather boa.
The best bumpersticker I saw that day:
'Pro-Family, Pro-Fisting'
It was on a Subara, naturally.
6/14/2007
The Club Sandwich Is All Heart
A good gift for the ladies in your life: a silent rape whistle.
Because you want them to think you care, but who needs the racket?
Because you want them to think you care, but who needs the racket?
6/07/2007
The Sandwich Is On Some Jane Goodall Shit
I've had a couple of conversations in the last week about a touchy subject.
There's a perceived behavioral tendency among dogs to associate with their own breed in groups where dogs of different breeds are represented. In my neighborhood that means that the Boston Terriers hang out with the Boston Terriers and the Pugs hang out with the Pugs.
The thing is, that topic veers off in a pretty uncomfortable direction pretty quickly. Like, as soon as someone starts to say, "You know, people do the same thing... ."
OK, slow down, Hitler.
True or not* I'm not sure that you're supposed to talk about it, right?
*Totally true.
There's a perceived behavioral tendency among dogs to associate with their own breed in groups where dogs of different breeds are represented. In my neighborhood that means that the Boston Terriers hang out with the Boston Terriers and the Pugs hang out with the Pugs.
The thing is, that topic veers off in a pretty uncomfortable direction pretty quickly. Like, as soon as someone starts to say, "You know, people do the same thing... ."
OK, slow down, Hitler.
True or not* I'm not sure that you're supposed to talk about it, right?
*Totally true.
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