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5/31/2007
Movies Reviews: Mr. Brooks
A thriller starring Kevin Costner and Dane Cook?
I want to be a murder victim in this movie just to end my life in a world where this exists.
I want to be a murder victim in this movie just to end my life in a world where this exists.
5/30/2007
Nature Points Out The Folly Of Men
I'm conflicted about the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
One one hand, it destroyed two cities and countless lives. On the other hand it ended WWII, and no-one's used a nuclear weapon since.
One argument that I heard this weekend is that if we hadn't nuked Japan we wouldn't have Godzilla movies.
I remain unswayed.
One one hand, it destroyed two cities and countless lives. On the other hand it ended WWII, and no-one's used a nuclear weapon since.
One argument that I heard this weekend is that if we hadn't nuked Japan we wouldn't have Godzilla movies.
I remain unswayed.
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Club Sandwich Sartorial Advice: Summer In The City Edition
If it is so hot that you can't stand to wear a shirt you should remove your stocking cap.
This is doubly true when you're on the bus.
This is doubly true when you're on the bus.
5/23/2007
Bonus Points To Anyone Who Can Come Up With A Decent Joke Using The Word 'Fist'
Here's Rosie talking about how she doesn't have a period for a long time and then when she does it's a gusher.
The first thing that came into my head was what happens when someone gets killed in 'Fist Of The North Star'.
The first thing that came into my head was what happens when someone gets killed in 'Fist Of The North Star'.
It Looks Like Willamette Week Got Invited To One Of The Cool Kids' Parties
I hope they win another Pulitzer for this one.
New flash: Coke didn't stop getting people high on January 1st, 1990.
New flash: Coke didn't stop getting people high on January 1st, 1990.
5/16/2007
Also, Maple Syrup Makes A Crummy Lube
Here's why Canadian phone sex doesn't work.
Nobody gets turned on when they hear, "Oh, baby. I'm aboot to take it oot."
Nobody gets turned on when they hear, "Oh, baby. I'm aboot to take it oot."
5/10/2007
The Sandwich Is All About The Spendjamins
I've got a million dollar idea.
You know how ironic accessories are all the rage with hipsters?
How come no-one sells ironic cologne.
I'm thinking Hi Karate, Drakar Noir*, Brut. That kind of thing.
*Only ironic if you aren't a black dude.
You know how ironic accessories are all the rage with hipsters?
How come no-one sells ironic cologne.
I'm thinking Hi Karate, Drakar Noir*, Brut. That kind of thing.
*Only ironic if you aren't a black dude.
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Club Sandwich Mixology: Irvine Welsh Edition
I invented the best drink last night.
It's called a 'Trainspotter'.
You mix Scotch and benzodiazepines in your stomach.
It'd be more appropriate to use heroin, but my doctor is kind of a prick about prescribing it.
It's called a 'Trainspotter'.
You mix Scotch and benzodiazepines in your stomach.
It'd be more appropriate to use heroin, but my doctor is kind of a prick about prescribing it.
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5/08/2007
The Club Sandwich Explores Its Emo Side
Did you ever go to buy a copy of Elemental magazine and end up with a copy of Sentimentalist instead?
Those two typefaces are a little too close for comfort, and it's not cool to expect Trick Daddy and get Death Cab For Cutie instead.
Also, I walked by the bar downstairs* the other day. it was all asymetrical hair dyed black and ironic mustaches.
I was all, "Jeez - it looks like a Fallout Boy shelter in there.
* Don't bother clicking that link. Apparently the intricacies of basic page construction (like not using 5mb jpegs) haven't trickled down to the service industry yet.
Those two typefaces are a little too close for comfort, and it's not cool to expect Trick Daddy and get Death Cab For Cutie instead.
Also, I walked by the bar downstairs* the other day. it was all asymetrical hair dyed black and ironic mustaches.
I was all, "Jeez - it looks like a Fallout Boy shelter in there.
* Don't bother clicking that link. Apparently the intricacies of basic page construction (like not using 5mb jpegs) haven't trickled down to the service industry yet.
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5/02/2007
Abercrombie and ClubSandwich
I'm thinking of getting a 'Free Phil Spector' t-shirt. What do you guys think?
The contrarian argument is that it's not cool to joke about that - that she's a human being.
But then again, so are a lot of people.
The contrarian argument is that it's not cool to joke about that - that she's a human being.
But then again, so are a lot of people.
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