Seriously, I can't be the first person to notice that Eddie Izzard look a lot like that dude from Throbbing Gristle.Nope, I can't be.
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4/25/2007
Separated At Birth: Trans-tastic Edition
Seriously, I can't be the first person to notice that Eddie Izzard look a lot like that dude from Throbbing Gristle.Nope, I can't be.
Jokes Is My Business And Business Is Good
Holy shit - One of my posts got linked to in a BusinessWeek article.
Hopefully this'll gloss over the whole heroin thing at my High School reunion.
Hopefully this'll gloss over the whole heroin thing at my High School reunion.
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Boy, I Can't Wait For The Traffic That Google Will Send Me For This Post
I'm seeing a ton of commercials for KY Intrigue lately, and I think I'm going to pick some up.
Because you know what's intriguing to me?
The butt.
Because you know what's intriguing to me?
The butt.
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4/24/2007
Long Story Short, He He Needed To Make 'The Saint #2'
Here's a really funny story about Val Kilmer having to poop.Seriously - even Greenpeace wouldn't mind if you clubbed this baby seal.
Via BWE.
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TV Review: The Sopranos
Did anyone else watch this week's Sopranos?
Not for nothing, but I think it might be a bit soon to for an episode where an Asian dude with close-cropped hair explodes into a fit of irrational violence.
Not for nothing, but I think it might be a bit soon to for an episode where an Asian dude with close-cropped hair explodes into a fit of irrational violence.
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4/23/2007
I Could Never Have Predicted What Someone With 'Killa' In His Name Would Have Said About This
Here's an excerpt from last night's '60 Minutes' segment on the stop snitchin' phenomenon.
Here's some choice cuts from Cam'ron that I've stolen from Nah Right:
Now, I'm not saying I'm in favor of withholding cooperation with the police, but I love the explicit and implicit condemnation of this train of thought by Gloria Vanderbilt's kid. Clearly, he's someone with a stake in all of this.
And let's face it - some communities are less well-served by the police than others and may have reason to distrust them. Case in point: this report aired exactly 1 week before the 15th anniversary of the Rodney King verdict.
Here's some choice cuts from Cam'ron that I've stolen from Nah Right:
On whether or not he would rat out a serial killer in his neighborhood:
"If I knew the serial killer was living next door to me? I wouldn’t call and tell anybody on him — but I’d probably move. But I’m not going to call and be like, ‘The serial killer’s in 4E.’ "
In response to Anderson Cooper’s assertion that he would like to see someone who assaulted him arrested:
"But then again, you’re not going to be on the stage tonight in the middle of, say, Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina, with people with gold and platinum teeth and dreadlocks jumping up and down singing your songs, either. We’re in two different lines of business."Now, I'm not saying I'm in favor of withholding cooperation with the police, but I love the explicit and implicit condemnation of this train of thought by Gloria Vanderbilt's kid. Clearly, he's someone with a stake in all of this.
And let's face it - some communities are less well-served by the police than others and may have reason to distrust them. Case in point: this report aired exactly 1 week before the 15th anniversary of the Rodney King verdict.
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4/16/2007
Movie Review: Disturbia
You know how Alfred Hitchcock used to appear in a cameo in all of his movies?
This movie has continued that tradition. Look for 'Rear Window' as the entire plot of this movie.
Also, Who LaWho?
This movie has continued that tradition. Look for 'Rear Window' as the entire plot of this movie.
Also, Who LaWho?
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Movie Review: Grindhouse
Want to spend an hour and a half listening to dialogue written for hot chicks by a coked out nerd? Already seen 'Faster Pussycat, Kill, Kill'? Well, this might be your movie.
The best part is the fake trailer for 'Machete' starring Danny Trejo, or, as I like to call him, Edward James Almost*.
*Yes, I have been saving that joke for 6 months. You're welcome.
The best part is the fake trailer for 'Machete' starring Danny Trejo, or, as I like to call him, Edward James Almost*.
*Yes, I have been saving that joke for 6 months. You're welcome.
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4/11/2007
She Probably Still Looks Better Then Nicole Richie
You know, it might be too soon for a retrospective of Anna Nicole Smith nudes.
Nice work, this month's Playboy. Now my boner is as dead as she is.
In fact, I think I'll throw out all of my Eleanor Roosevelt porn, too.
Nice work, this month's Playboy. Now my boner is as dead as she is.
In fact, I think I'll throw out all of my Eleanor Roosevelt porn, too.
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4/05/2007
To Be Fair, My Company Sells Equipment To Roman Soldiers
I made a rare trip through the part of my office where work happens today. Big mistake.
One of the phone monkeys has a giant piece of paper taped to her monitor that reads, "Forgive them, Lord, for they know not what they do."
I know that working a customer service job sucks, but this seems a little grandiose. Let's keep in mind that the last guy to say that was being nailed to a fucking tree.
One of the phone monkeys has a giant piece of paper taped to her monitor that reads, "Forgive them, Lord, for they know not what they do."
I know that working a customer service job sucks, but this seems a little grandiose. Let's keep in mind that the last guy to say that was being nailed to a fucking tree.
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