Here's a choice quote from last nights Monday Night Football telecast after Romo threw a pass directly to one of Buffalo's linemen, John DiGiorgio.
"It's not pizza, it's DiGiorgio."
First of all, you got the line wrong. Substitute 'pizza' for 'delivery' and you're on the right track.
Second, 'delivery' actually works better, joke-wise. Because Romo didn't mean to deliver the ball to the other team, right?
Jesus. Could you guys bring Dennis Miller back or something?