Remember last week when that hooker got kicked off the plane for wearing too short* a skirt?
At least now we know where Osama bin Laden isn't. In that chick's coot. Which makes him a minority of one.
R.I.P. NYFD. This one's for you, boys. Let's roll, America!
*It's actually not that the skirt has too short. It was that her vagina is too long.