This Is My 911 Post. I'm An American Hero.

Remember last week when that hooker got kicked off the plane for wearing too short* a skirt?

At least now we know where Osama bin Laden isn't. In that chick's coot. Which makes him a minority of one.

R.I.P. NYFD. This one's for you, boys. Let's roll, America!

*It's actually not that the skirt has too short. It was that her vagina is too long.