I got a call the other day from a number I didn't recognize.
The caller was a woman of [English|New Zealish|Australian] extraction.
Her: "Hello, Eli? This is Bernadette from Maseeda's Bins. You asked me to call you when the 2008 model arrived."
(Huh? Bins? Like what, garbage bins? In what narcotized state did I decided that last year's model of bin wasn't sufficient?)
Her: "Maseeda's Bins. The 2008 C-Class has arrived. Would you like to schedule a test drive?"
Me: "Oh! Mercedes Benz!"