Yes, The Point Of This Post Is To Brag A Little. Fuck You.

I got a call the other day from a number I didn't recognize.

The caller was a woman of [English|New Zealish|Australian] extraction.

Her: "Hello, Eli? This is Bernadette from Maseeda's Bins. You asked me to call you when the 2008 model arrived."

(Huh? Bins? Like what, garbage bins? In what narcotized state did I decided that last year's model of bin wasn't sufficient?)

Me: "Who?"

Her: "Maseeda's Bins. The 2008 C-Class has arrived. Would you like to schedule a test drive?"

Me: "Oh! Mercedes Benz!"