Yes, I Stayed Home And Watched The Dog Show On Saturday Night. What?

Here are two of the most horrible dog show-inspired thoughts ever:

1) A woman was explaining that her dog is retired from competition, but that she brings him to hospitals to play with cancer kids. She said, "It warms your heart from the inside."

Sort of like chemotherapy.

2) The Canaan dog used to run wild in Jerusalem, but was domesticated in the 1930s.

Sort of like the Jews.