"In a press conference today President Bush appeared sober..."
In his position and in light of yesterday's election I can't say I'd have the same restraint.
Also, the president of Texas A&M is going to replace Rumsfeld? Well, good luck, Dean Wormer. I hope you do better against the Iraqi insurgents than you did against Delta House.
(I've stretched that 'Animal House' joke to its breaking point, I know)