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10/27/2006
How Not To Win Firends And Influence People
You know how douchey guys at your office (who are usually in sales) will sometimes trot out the old "you know what they say about people who assume - it makes an ass out of [yo]u and me"?
The correct response is not, "Yeah, well, that saying only makes an ass out of you."