A Half-Assed 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Joke

Let's just say it. We're losing the Iraq war.

Now, I'm not saying that having lunch with Jenna Jameson is going to turn things around. I'm not retarded.

But when you make a big deal about not wanting to hang out with the world's most famous porno chick, you do come off as a little fruity. And that can't possibly help.

(via Defamer.)

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