I figure I can carry on sinning for the rest of my life without fear of hellfire provided I have some leverage against God. Obviously, He wouldn't damn someone to hell if they say, saved His Son's life, right?
So, here's my plan.
Step 1: Break into the convent in Milan that owns da Vinci's 'The Last Supper'.
Step 2: Circle Judas like so:
Step 3: Steal or invent a time machine.
Step 4: Go back to Jesus times.
Step 5: Hand him the painting and tell him to watch his back.
Step 6: Return to present day.
I figure that'll pretty much gaurantee me a blank check where the Lord is concerned.