7/13/2006

Musicians Wanted: Must Have Pro Gear

Our occasional column in which we play amateur talent scount using the classifieds in the 'Portland Mercury'. Let's get this party started:

NEED A "LATIN" percussionist?...

I like the scare quotes. Is that "latin" like Jack Black in 'Nacho Libre' or like Speedy Gonzalez? Either way I'm going to have to say whatever is "latin" for no.

SHIFFT IS LOOKING for a 2nd guitarist...

SIMPL SEEKING BASSIST...

Both of those bands sound s2pid and laym.

Just so you know, I passed on the following two band names this week:
1) Pantywaist
2) The Gnome Sorcery Foundation
I'm not even kidding.

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