7/26/2006

Musicians Wanted: Baby, I've Got Your Money

It's been far too long since we combed the pages of the Portland Mercury for opportunities to rock out with our cocks out.

Let's start this edition with the best 'Musicians Wanted' ad ever:

OL DIRTY BASTARD Cover Band All Positions Needed...

Enough said.

OFF MY ASS. 34-year-old quasi-punk seeks drummer, bass player, ? to end band drought. I like a lot of predictable and obvious bands...

Predictable and obvious? Sounds great!

DRUMMER WITH LOTS of experience looking for a full time giging or soon to be giging band. will relocate for a good opportunity...

He should definitely move here (from Maryland, by the way) to jam. How could that possibly be a mistake?