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-Dorothy Parker.
6/15/2006
While We're On The Subject Of Shitting, Here's The Easiest Joke I'll Ever Write
You'll need
this
when the next John Mayer* album comes out.
*James Blunt, Maroon 5, and Daniel Powter also work for the purposes of this joke.
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