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I Guess This Was Inevitable
I've been trying to be over Gnarls Barkley since the second I knew they existed, but I'm man enough to know when I'm beaten. This
is cooler than I am by lots.
I think I'll go back to bed until the next MF Doom album comes out.
Everything must go.
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Do You Have Freddy Prinze Jr. In A Can?
Lessons In Etiquette
Advice To My Future Children, Or 'Why Eli Should N...
Since You Asked
Watch Me Make It Through This Whole Post Without M...
Translation: I Am A Giant Douche
Is Anyone Still Curious About Why We're Losing In ...
Know Your Hollywood Stars
Old Dirty Bastard Vs. Al Queda
Totally Krossed Out
Three For One Joke Special
I'd Bust Up Her Chifferobe Any Time!
An Alternate Name For 'The Donnas'
A Shitty Situation
'Kiss Piss Gang Bang' Would Be Too Easy
I Want A Shirt That Tells The World That I'm A Pre...
Good News, Everyone!
Well, Aaaaalrighty Then!
Musicians Wanted: Self Loathing Edition
Your BabyBjorn Doesn't Belong In The Pit
You're Here, You're Queer, I'm Over It
Keep Your Laws Off Of My Surgically Altered Body
The Pay Is Shit, Too
Antisemitism Vs Hypersemitism
Our Nation's Pastime (Not Queerbaiting - The Other...
I'll Never Mention Him Again, But I Have To Know
Peaks And Valleys
I'm Glad She's On Our Side Of The Table
The Linguist's Dilemma
Actual Names Of Childhood Bullies
This Week In Rap Battles
The Death Of Bling?
The Sandwich Takes On Affirmative Action (There Is...
While We're On The Subject Of Shitting, Here's The...
For Immediate Distribution
Egging On The Piven / Dorff Beef
You Know What's Bullshit?
Thank Me Later
Musicians Wanted: Short But Sweet Edition
Biters And Dick Riders
Apparently Someone Didn't Spend Her Entire Childho...
Club Sandwich Movie Reviews: 'Derailed'
Some Crappy Puns About Daryl Hannah To Make Up For...
State Of The Sandwich, June 2006
A Very Special 'Dharma And Greg'
Either Way They're Awfully Colorful!
More On Bikes And AIDS
Myspace Tom Controls The Global Banking System
Because They Aaaarrrre!
Threat Level: Crackley And Yellow
It Depends On Which You Have To Live With On A Dai...
They Are, After All, An Emotional People
Not Exactly A Chicken McNugget
I Guess This Was Inevitable
And It Wasn't Even That Great A Gag
Sartorial Advice From The Club Sandwich
Then Again, He Is, Like, Retarded Or Something
News From The Green Zone
It's Basically The 'New York, New York' Number Fro...
Followup Question About Trophies From Awards Shows...
Should This Go To Urban Dictionary, Too?
Depending On How You Answer This You Might Want To...
Musicians Wanted: There Are 12 Steps On The Stairw...
How Well Do You Know Your Awards Shows?
One Plays A Vampire, And The Other Was In 'Blade'....
I Always Wondered What Dan Aykroyd Thought About A...
In This Corner...
Not Everyone Takes Two Weeks Off, Guys
I'm Not Even Going To Touch The 'Individual vs Col...
New Band Names
The Grammar Nazi Is Putting You On A Train
The Club Sandwich Casting Couch
Buying The Milk When You Can Fuck The Cow For Free...
The Gulf Between MTV And NPR Has Never Been Wider
Hopefully, It's Clarence Thomas's
Get A Helmet For That Kid In Mask, Too
Your Word Is Boring. B-O-R-I-N-G
Because They're Old, Boring, And White
age of love
fake rap names
osama bin laden
the catch a predator
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