There's a big hoopla about Brad Pitt riding a bike in an unsafe manner with one of those adopted kids. Does anyone care yet?
My trifecta of I-don't-give-a-fuck:
1) The kid is adopted - just replace it if it breaks.
2) It's Namibia. Their mass transit system involves tying yourself to a herd of rhinos, slapping them on the ass, and hoping they end up at the mall.
3) A few countries north of there that kid would already be a seasoned veteran of the rape wars. The Darfur thing is no scary bike ride, but still... .
P.S. When your boss points out a problem with your work, the following is a poor response:
"Yeah, well, somewhere in the world someone's being hacked to death with a machette."
P.P.S. Anyone hiring?