My Kung Fu Is The Best

There are these really old, Chinese people who practice Tai Chi in the park in the morning, and I can see them from my window.

I admire them for getting out there every day and practicing, and they've probably been at it for years. The truth is, though, that while most people would find it soothing to watch them, all I can think is, "I could lick every one of you old bastards."