- GUITAR AVAILABLE: HARDCORE, rock n roll, punk rock, metal, dueling guitars, melodic. No long haired metalheads with girlfriends with big titties. No myspace scenesters... .
- LOOKING FOR MCS that can rap in all languages to play unity music, spanish and english are covered... .
- PORTLAND NEWEST RHYTHM section requires the ultimate singer/showman... .
- EXPERIMENTAL PSYCH POP band the Pink Snowflakes need drummer...
Before I go (get drunk) I would like to commend the guys who're trying to start a Scorpions cover band. You win - best band idea this week, seriously.