I'll be honest; I haven't been posting as much as I'd like. What can I say? I gotz to get those ends. Your patience will, hopefully, be rewarded with this
plus-sized edition of Musicians Wanted ads from
The Portland Mercury.
- GUITAR AVAILABLE: HARDCORE, rock n roll, punk rock, metal, dueling guitars, melodic. No long haired metalheads with girlfriends with big titties. No myspace scenesters... .
Can you figure out where this ad went off the rails? That is
really specific; why don't you just print the name of the dude you're talking about?
- LOOKING FOR MCS that can rap in all languages to play unity music, spanish and english are covered... .
Do they mean
simultaneously?
- PORTLAND NEWEST RHYTHM section requires the ultimate singer/showman... .
I think the ultimate singer / showman would be if Freddy Mercury and Liberace had a baby together. And here's hoping we develop the technology to make that happen someday. Awesome!
The Ultimate!
- EXPERIMENTAL PSYCH POP band the Pink Snowflakes need drummer...
Woo boy - that one didn't take long. Hey, Pretty In Pink Snowflakes - it's not experimental if it's
been done before. You're making the picture above look pretty hetero. And there's a reason they weren't called 'Pink Sabbath'. This could go on all day, so I'll call it quits. By the way - if The Pink Snowflakes are girls then I apologise. I will totally french you guys if you aren't bowsers.
Before I go (get drunk) I would like to commend the guys who're trying to start a Scorpions cover band. You win - best band idea this week, seriously.
