Maybe When They Get On Their Knees And Beg

OPB is having it's semi-weekly membership drive, and it is, as always, more agonizing than a dominatrix session with Lyndie England.

This time they've raised the bar. In honor of their new, (apparently) shorter pledge breaks they are soliciting OPB haikus. I assume that limericks are a little too Z100 for them.

Anyway, here's mine:

Garrison Keillor
is awful. You get no more
of my pledge money.