This time out, we liked this ad:
WHITE BOY BLUES singer poet seeks clever , creative project. writing, recording, filming. into ragga dub, T-rex, morcheeba, Breeders, old soul, yaz, punk...(503) [REDACTED].
Pretty much the only part he got right was T-Rex. Other than that - jeez. Where to start?
- "White boy blues singer poet" is cringe-inducing. I have a hunch that he means more Tom Waits than ZZ Top or, like, The Stones. So, basically, nice fedora. Jaggoff.
- I think "clever" is the new "sickeningly pretentious".
- Plus: "writing, recording, filming" = a triple threat. A true renaissance man.
- Finally, Breeders? He might as well have listed his interests as sopping up his own menses.