I Wouldn't Dream Of Fencing You In, Buddy

WARNING: This is kind of an in-joke, so you may want to skip it if you don't know this guy. Trust me, though, it's hilarious!

I've have this friend. We've been friends forever. We've been through highs (getting high) and lows (no weed) and everything in between. We lived together for nearly a decade; we've watched our fortunes rise and fall, seen other friends come and go, and have remained thick as thieves throughout. I think you get the idea.

You'd think nothing could possibly shake the foundations of a time-tested relationship like this, and then you find out how tenuous it all is. And you can't help wondering if it was all a lie.

One thing I know is true: after this gets out I don't see him Flying into any Vs for quite some time.

Comments are open, people. Go nuts.

Special thanks to Sandwich tipster Leslie. Christmas came early this year.