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"Lusty, violent, wildly funny ... the [kick-ass blog] to stop them all."
-Dorothy Parker.
5/16/2006
He Just Really, Really Likes The Taste Of Cock...
Anybody want to call bullshit on
this
?
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. And is a flamer.
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