English: A Future Dead Language

There's a rumor (read: too lazy to look it up) that Big Head Todd & The Monsters and Toad The Wet Sprocket are playing a show in Portland soon.

I suspect that explaining the phrases 'Big Head Todd & The Monsters' and 'Toad The Wet Sprocket' to someone too young or too old to have been in college during those shining days of yore might be a lost cause.

Sort of like explaining the phrase 'TIVOing the O.C.' to a caveman.

P.S. to anyone going to that show:
Your red, beer-fat face makes me sick, and no-one wants to hear your boring stories about when you were young and alive. Plus, nice fuckin' kids, fuckface.