OK, so, pimpfants? Gross.
The guy who came up with this basically indefensible idea defends it thusly:
Me and my friends had this lingo—if I liked someone's shoes, I'd say they were pimp. Pimp just means stylish.
That's pretty clever of you and you friends to invent that. My friends and I have this lingo where we call you a douche.
On the other hand, it's rad that you put down your frisbee long enough to do this, but making kid's clothes hip is like trying to get bin Laden into a synagogue.
Oh, and trying to reclaim MILF to mean (I can't believe what I'm about to type) 'Mother I'd Love Forever' is going to have as much success as Tupac trying to push his 'Never Ignorant Gets Goals Accomplished' thing.
On the other hand, dude's sister is local semi-literate Shauna Parsons. I wouldn't slap her off of the D.