4/26/2006

The Safety Of Blog Posts

A.M. Homes has a new book. Here're pictures of the party for its release. Trust me - when my book comes out there'll be a LOT more hot lesbo action at the book party.

Incidentally, how old does your daughter have to be before you tell her about the birds and the bees? And about how you can break your hand while fisting your mom in a public bath?