Remix Edition Of A Post Called 'Ignition'

R Kelly could not be any grosser if he walked into the General Assembly of the UN with a baby impaled on his dick and one of those pointy German WWI helmets on his head.

I;m speaking, specifically, of this:
"It's like 'Jurassic Park,' but I'm your sexasaurus," he sang. "You and me, hopping like two kangaroos. ... You got me locked in your cage of ecstasy, and I don't want to be free. ... I'm your Tarzan, and you're my Jane."

Honestly, though, he's never done anything that doesn't fit into this general aesthetic of ewww.

Let's see:

• Underage sex videos
• An album called 'Chocolate Factory'
• A midget-scat opera

Yep, a triple threat.

I did like that part in Jurassic Park where Newman gets fucked to death by a sexasaurus. Seriously, did a that word come out of a grown-up's mouth? In front of people?