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"Lusty, violent, wildly funny ... the [kick-ass blog] to stop them all."
-Dorothy Parker.
4/20/2006
Bonnie And Clyde
This
chick smuggled weed and
a grenade
into prison for her husband. In her cooter.
Now that is a ride-or-die bitch right there.
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