Amazing Race - Abu Ghraib Edition

I was just reading about Kiefer Sutherland signing on for 3 more seasons of '24'. Under no circumstances is it OK to make a '72' joke, by the way.

Anyway, it gave me an idea. Who could torture the secrets out of a detainee faster - Jack Bauer or Sayid from 'Lost'?

My money's on Sayid - I suspect that the Iraqi Republican Guard are made from sterner stuff than CTU agents.

I also suspect that between my Homeland Security / American Taliban post from Saturday and this one that my doorbell should be ringing in 3... 2... 1...