Why is it Never Motorhead?

I had a dream with this song in it, and now it's stuck in my head.

Jealous?

Two things:
1) Allmusic.com gave this album ('Play Deep' - insert gay joke here, I guess) 4 stars. Does that seem high to you?
2) I'm trying to make a wacky joke about the dopey, overblown pretentiousness of their review of that song. Just read it for yourself - I don't think I can hack it.