I watched 'Deal or No Deal' last night. It's sort of like a dumbed-down 'Wheel of Fortune' (!) where the only skill necessary appears to be the ability to point at a pair of fake tits. Then, the tits open a suitcase.
Plus, Howie Mandel.
"Lusty, violent, wildly funny ... the [kick-ass blog] to stop them all."
-Dorothy Parker.