I Believe the (Crack) Children Are The Future

Hello, MTV Cribs? Yeah, come on over.

Here are some choice cuts culled from the internet.

"She can keep the place messy if she wants. I mean, it's her prerogative." -From the comments on the above-linked article.

"Whitney Houston Making Crack House a Crack Home." -Defamer.

Here's my question. I like to think I know as much about about drug (ab)use as the next guy (as long as the next guy isn't in Babyshambles) but seriously - what the hell do you need a screwdriver for?