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"Lusty, violent, wildly funny ... the [kick-ass blog] to stop them all."
-Dorothy Parker.
3/29/2006
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
Dear fellow residents,
If you are going to carry an open pizza box in the elevator, please do not get all cunty when I help myself to a slice.
Love,
Eli.
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